Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2340

He watches her take her feet from out of her sexy shoes and he feels an immediate revulsion. He blames himself. Because he bought the shoes.

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Twister 2378

The neighbor goes jogging every morning with his massively big feet. My wife always comments on the size of his shoes. But my house is nicer

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Twister 2427

He sits with the boys at the bar and tries to enjoy their banter. But his shame won’t let him. My trainer only let’s me drink vodka, he says

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Twister 2472

He came home late and saw her at the table, a three course meal before her. She was obviously irate. You’re cute when you’re angry, he said.

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Twister 2531

He returns home from work to find the family’s moved out. He walks the empty house. He pours a drink. I wonder what it took? he asks himself

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Twister 2588

She comes home from work and sees him passed out on the floor and she shakes him and he wakes up and says, When did you buy all that cheese?

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Twister 2664

The bird fell from the sky and landed at their feet. He wasn’t ready to teach his kids about death. So he told them the bird was just stupid

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Twister 2728

He had warned her that he was neurotic and selfish, prone to self-doubt. She didn’t believe him. Elephants make me feel inadequate, he said.

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Twister 2819

He saw the group, poorly dressed with poor haircuts, drinking their drinks on the patio. And he stood by them and said, I’m cooler than you!

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Twister 2953

He watches her every morning, as she reads her book while her dog plays in the park. I should get a dog, he thinks. And maybe start reading.

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