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Men in expensive suits stand around talking sports. A young woman in a blue dress walks by. The conversation stops. And then starts up again

He stands in the foyer absentmindedly picking his nose, thinking about his day. His life. His nose is full of stuff to pick. And so he does.

The card game went on. Smoke hung heavy in the air. They were at once friends and enemies. And then Al said, My favorite color’s chartreuse.

They kissed and suddenly he pulled away and sat down and he said, You don’t know what I am, and she said, What are you? and he said, Scared.

He farts, and she says, You are to ambition what the laugh track is to comedy. This strikes him as funny. But he can’t be bothered to laugh.

He’d been running a conversation in his head since he was sentient. He knew that when it stopped, he’d be dead. He looks up and sees a car f

He watched it float away. His self-loathing grew as it got smaller. So, what are you going to do now? he was asked. Become a woman, he said.