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Jim has a theory that yoga girls have big feet and nice asses because they don’t wear shoes and the boys consider this and down another shot

There is aggression in the voices. It’s like listening in on a convention of talk radio personalities. Slighted men. Though none are slight.

He is ashamed to visit the doctor. And his shame is compounded by her undeniable beauty. I’m growing hair in the wrong places, he tells her.

He steadies his nerves and clears his throat and stands up and looks over the assembled, family all, and he says, I want to believe in love.

The boys proclaimed themselves monsters. They crafted a handshake. But the girls weren’t impressed. And the boys learned something important