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He farts, and she says, You are to ambition what the laugh track is to comedy. This strikes him as funny. But he can’t be bothered to laugh.

He couldn’t get the sound out of his head. Aural constipation. The memory of the event lived on. So his hoped for rebirth would have to wait

In the beginning there was nothing. In the end, there was darkness. In between, however, he set a few world records and drank a lot of beer.

I’ve demolished my Id, Hank says. If only I’d followed it around. Jim burps loudly. Back in therapy? he asks. Shit, did I say that out loud?

How long will it take to walk there? Tom asks. The police officer says, Son, you’re in LA. No one walks. Is that your final answer? Tom says

The party ended late and he stumbled home. The phone rang before sunrise, a wrong number from Thailand. And then two drunken fools, talking.