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Twister 3559

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then, she asked him to dance. This was a horror beyond imagining. You’ll die laughing, he said. But she insisted. And soon she was dead.

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Twister 19

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fat guy wanted to play the tuba. But the skinny guy wouldn’t let him. You fat guys get all the fun! he yelled. I need my happiness too!!

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Twister 146

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They farted and laughed and farted some more. The room smelled like cheese and salami and this also made them laugh. Until the boss came in.

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Twister 81

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The swimming pool is a stunning blue, surrounded by palms. He doesn’t get out of the water. Because he has become separated from his trunks.

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Twister 106

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They followed him to where the river widened. We’ll ford it here, he said. Are you sick? they asked. Touch my forehead, he said. He was hot.

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Twister 151

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The book was a doorstop he would never read but it impressed impressive people. So he put it in a prominent place when his guests came over.

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Twister 74

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hid the old record collection before she came over. He wanted to exude hipness. She arrived wearing a Def Leppard bandana. Without irony.

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Twister 116

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was the only one to walk away from the accident and so he hated himself. His diet consists solely of microwavable ranch flavored popcorn

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Twister 111

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He took the dog off the leash. A child cried. It’s all about freedom, he said. It’s not about the kid? she asked. Are you in or out? he said

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Twister 53

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was desolate but in a good way, like a post-industrial loft pre-furniture. This is where he’d woo her. Where he’d let her inside his soul

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