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Twister 299

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

An adze. Four nails. A ballpeen hammer. A chisel. A Philips screwdriver. A miter saw. A saw plane. Seven wrenches. Fate. Medical assistance.

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Twister 329

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s just a tremendous fellow, really, very much so, but I did not appreciate his rather tepid reaction to the opera and so I must kill him.

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Twister 8

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He grills hot dogs on the bathroom rad because he’s forgotten to renew his prescription. The mustard pools in the sink; the doorbell rings.

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Twister 427

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The rocks went soft. And then there was no more gravity. And I floated into space still eating fried chicken, and tried to forget my ex-wife

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Twister 454

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dishwasher is loud. You can hear it in the backyard even. Meaning no one can hear him scream. When he suddenly realizes what he’s become

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Twister 494

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So what? I didn’t appreciate the gesture. Indonesian or not. You’re customs don’t matter to me. Yes, I’m a dick. I’m looking for my brother.

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Twister 526

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They found themselves inside a bar and that worked out since they were thirsty. But the bar was out of bourbon. So they took out their guns.

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Twister 562

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he can start dancing to the noise coming out of the car’s engine, he takes it to the garage. Where he enters his ultimate porn fantasy.

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Twister 604

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I want to visit places where people talk funny and I can feel superior. Eat their food and criticize. Make enemies. Fulfill this death wish.

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Twister 643

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His t-shirt said, This is what’s cool. His jeans were tucked into silver billy boots. That didn’t stop the chimps from flinging crap at him.

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