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The mountain lay before him like a fortress. The village was depending on him to rescue them. But he had beer. And a big case of the lazies.

She looked at the bed with some fear. Things will change, she sighed. But he didn’t think so. Because he still didn’t care what she thought.

The boys didn’t consider singing manly enough. So they held a contest to see who could burp the loudest. But then all the girls walked away.

He walks up to the women. He’s sure he’s thought this through. You have great fingers, he tells one of them. They laugh a lot. He goes home.

Then he said, I know much more about food than you do, and she laughed and said, It’s not a sport, and he didn’t understand a word she said.

He stops the incessant inanity of his work, and he thinks of a girlfriend from long ago, and he crumples a piece of paper and throws it away

He drank and fell asleep on the couch. He dreamed that he had become a useless app on his phone, only downloaded by friends. Out of sympathy

He buys her a drink and she touches him and says, Your elbow feels like sandpaper, and he knows he has to think quickly and he says, Details