Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1222

There was shame in the room. The place was colored with it. The boy sat in the corner, his head bowed. Next to him, an empty bag of Doritos.

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Twister 1285

He drinks a beer. Turns on the TV. Channel surfs. Jerks off. Cleans up. Writes about it. Gets a monster book deal. And then dies a bit more.

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Twister 1345

He likes parking at the outer reaches of shopping mall parking lots. Do you hate me this much? she asks. He doesn’t answer. There’s no need.

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Twister 1381

She loves to bake, but her cakes are awful. Mostly because she can’t smell. And that suits him just fine. He often uses it to his advantage.

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Twister 1416

She’s a stunner, at least he thinks so. And Jim would try and pick her up except his kid’s with him and the kid tells his mother everything.

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Twister 1460

Jones invites the boys over for poker. He plies them with drink. But when he says, My wife makes great lemon muffins, the exodus is massive.

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Twister 1509

When he was done he rolled off and looked away. She stroked his chest and said, It’s still awkward for you because you’re so bad at it, dear

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Twister 1562

Frank insists he’s not a metrosexual. That’s so passé, he tells me, as he saunters over happily to the salon to get his eyebrows done again.

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Twister 1615

He wanders the aisles at the gardeners’ convention stopping to ask pretty ladies about lawncare and hedge trimming. I’m a bad man, he thinks

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Twister 1693

Jake wakes up and brushes his teeth and gets dressed and combs his hair. And then he throws open his door and announces, I’m ready for love!

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