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With the tension so high, and the meeting with the divinity students going nowhere, he decided to tell the joke about the agnostic dyslexic.

He put his book down finally and looked at her, realizing what he’d been ignoring. But it was too late. She was putting her clothes back on.

The intercom crackles overhead. Clean up in aisle four, it says. And then the obscenities. And the mess. And Jim’s humiliation is complete.

He dove into the lake and found a magic cave where no one wore clothes and he was the biggest man in the room and was loved. And he drowned.

The drinks were strong but his will was stronger. Until the tall blond starting talking to him. Then his will shrunk to an embarrassing size

There was a half drunk bottle of wine at the next table and he took it. And when she showed up he said, You’re late, and she bought dinner.