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Twister 177

The rock was in the perfect place to trip me up as I ran away from the dog. The beast had violence in its demeanor. And I picked up the rock

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Twister 117

I’m trying to explain Mork and Mindy to my kid. That’s stupid, my kid says. Why? Wall-E! I say. Why would an alien be so hairy? my kid asks.

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Twister 55

Your breath smells like a horse’s ass, she said. Even though I gave up garlic? he said. He may have given it up but he still had his quirks.

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Twister 108

He downs his beer with authority. I’m going home, he says. My family loves me. He wobbles out and hails a cab. I need a burger fast, he says

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Twister 11

It was an unreasonable request. But he knew he was going to do it. He had to. He smokes. I really hate Fridays, he says, grabbing the hammer

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Twister 430

Andrew wanted to grasp the difference between his love of pork products and the love he felt for his family. And that meant more sandwiches.

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Twister 358

By morning, he’s forgotten all the brilliant things he’s thought of overnight. I would be a better man, he thinks, if I only used my notepad

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Twister 405

He suspected his friend of having fun without him. He stopped wearing orange pants and bought a walkie talkie. And he was lonelier than ever

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Twister 447

He missed being successful. He lost his appetite and lost weight. His friends thought he looked great. Even though they now called him loser

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Twister 493

A pile of chicken wings in the middle of the room. The boys sit around it, genuflecting. The girls consider becoming lesbians. Everyone wins

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