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Twister 243

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spends his days watching TV and wishing for a girlfriend who would brush his teeth. The lawn unkempt, carefree. His farts heat the house.

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Twister 58

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

If he could dance, she might notice him, but he’s never been a good dancer. I gotta take lessons, he thinks. I wish I were better at school

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Twister 73

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was just the way he walked. He couldn’t help the limp, or the awkward wiggle. You’re the Ministry of Funny Walks, she said. I’m a big fan

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Twister 260

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He didn’t appreciate how much her repeated use of the word “floggin’” aged her. But he would learn that later, in a most unfortunate manner.

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Twister 292

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He cut down the trees in a whirlwind of spite. You won’t make the Lorax happy! she yelled. He went for a coffee and tasted sweet bitterness.

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Twister 10

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was born. He spiked someone’s lemonade in high school and got in trouble. He became CEO. He lost his only son. He faded into memory. Alas

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Twister 356

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s a loser, right? But she’s with him now so what does that make me? Is there a word for what I am? I don’t even know if I’m a noun. Crap.

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Twister 402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The room was chic but in a very old fashioned way, like a scene from a high rent bar mitzvah from the 70s and so he asked for a whiskey sour

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Twister 441

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The cop ambles over and says, Know how fast you were going? My brain cramps up. Your mother, I say. The cop laughs. The rest is a bit blank

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Twister 474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog likes my mailman. It’s liked the mailman since my wife left. And I vacuumed the house today. There’s a cosmic thing happening here.

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