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He heard sirens and sighed with relief. He rubbed her back to reassure her. He knew she wouldn’t make it. You owe me ten bucks, he whispered

Crustaceans invaded the resort town and the sheriff called his men together. The women are afraid, he told them. And the men have moved away

The car went fast and he couldn’t quite believe the speed with which he was traveling. Slow down, she pleaded. I’ll think about it, he said.

He makes his coffee in the silence of the spotless kitchen. She left a week ago and still he can’t stand disorder. Am I man? he asks himself

He got in the car and drove, without direction, just drove, because it was all he wanted. And then he hit a bear. And he didn’t feel so hot.

The jeans sagged in the wrong places and this was a sign of his age. I’m no good anymore, he tells his wife. We agree on something, she says

He falls down the stairs and feels pain in his back and he moans pathetically to get her attention, but she says, Watch the vase, would you?