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Twister 1830

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She picks up his underwear and throws it at him and says, I hate that I have to do that. Then don’t do it, he says. She reaches for a knife.

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Twister 1886

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s an insurance adjuster with anger management issues and a chainsaw and when his burger comes without pickles the result is pretty tragic

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Twister 1966

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And at the birth of their child he called her a hero but then decided he could never look at her sexually again. You pooped it out, he said.

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Twister 2013

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was during the walk in the forest that she realized the philosopher’s words had no deeper meaning and that he was, in fact, full of shit.

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Twister 2066

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The chocolate had melted, but so had his resolve. I can’t do this, he told her. She made a sad face. My wife put me on a diet, he explained.

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Twister 2124

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He felt a nostalgia for the days he was still allowed in his own house. When his kids weren’t ashamed of him. When all his clothes fit well.

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Twister 2169

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The walk to the bar became a kind of march of military precision. They didn’t realize it until a kid saluted them. They were really thirsty.

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Twister 2226

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The meeting ended. A smell of lavender coming from somewhere. The men found it quite offensive. One of them threw up. And called his banker.

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Twister 2285

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Six ducks come waddling in to the house. But the show on TV is too compelling. No one even notices the birds. Except Jim. He’s awful hungry.

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Twister 2337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then it was dawn. They staggered home, dead to the world, to each other. She sighed, lit a cigarette. I wish I could make eggs, he said.

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