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Twister 1335

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Liz, Brad’s ex, called him 50 Seconds. She had t-shirts printed and got media attention. He bought an incontinent dog. And named it Impotent

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Twister 1375

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knows she’s coming on to him. Or is about to. I’m married, he tells her. She just shrugs. So my underwear’s really grotty, he points out.

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Twister 1414

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the sun rose they looked about them and he understood what had transpired overnight. I might have some strong feelings for you, he said

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Twister 1447

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He struggles out of bed and drinks a beer. Opens the fridge and inhales the leftover pizza. Then he calls his mom. And complains about life.

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Twister 1505

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sat at the bar and said, You can’t. He reached into his pocket and took out some lipstick. He smeared it on his face. I’m a pig, he said.

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Twister 1557

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim’s tie is askance. His pants are around his ankles. And his colleague’s eyebrows are raised. Don’t come in, Jim says. I ate a bad burrito

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Twister 1613

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wakes up every morning and bathes and goes to work and eats lunch and comes home and makes dinner and watches tv. Then one day he doesn’t

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Twister 1673

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said, I’ll be right over after I’ve made the pasta sauce. And then he put down the phone, took off his apron, sat on the couch and cried.

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Twister 1734

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim discovers hair in his ears and then he buys a sports car. And goes into a massive debt spiral. So he buys a sportier car. Much sportier.

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Twister 1791

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When she asked, Where were you? and he couldn’t answer she gave him that look and he couldn’t even face her and he said, Ok I lied a little.

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