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If only he had not hallucinated the accident. Because then he wouldn’t have gone out looking for a sky blue AMC Hornet in his torn underwear

He decided never to laugh again, just for the hell of it. It’s proof of my heightened self, he told me. Or maybe you’re just an ass, I said.

At last, he said, I’m rich enough to buy the clouds. And so he did. But because he was alone he made it rain every day. This sucks, he said.

He lost friends regularly. He overate. He never called his mother. He had trouble holding on to a job. Babies cried near him. He was a liar.