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The guys told Bill, Stop wearing a dress. And Bill took the rage he felt inside and took a mallet to his wife’s car. And she was not amused.

Jim orders another bourbon. I deserve some love, he says to no one. He surveys the bar. He’s alone. How do you swing? he asks the bartender.

Jim stared at his weathered hands. And when he realized he was contemplating a manicure, he assembled his buddies and renounced his manhood.

She struggles in, burdened by grocery bags. I mailed the letter, he says from the comfort of the couch. So when do I get my snuggle? he asks

He couldn’t wait to kiss her. He saw his opening and leaned in. Woah, HD would be bad for you, he said. He never got the chance to kiss her.

She detested what it symbolized but even she was impressed by his car. They got in. What does it do? she asked. Then he broke down and cried

They held hands in the darkness and he wanted to say something sweet but something would not allow him and then he realized it was his wife.