Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 352

He won’t admit that he’s afraid of the dark. His utility bill is through the roof. Literally. He has no roof because he’s afraid of the dark

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Twister 7

The t-shirt stretched across the enormity of his belly. Full trumps cute, it said. The restaurant owner closed the all-you-can-eat salad bar

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Twister 5

It was warm. Jack wanted to go to the beach. He called his girlfriend. By the time he’d put down the receiver, he had never felt more alone

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Twister 163

He was a sickly kid, picked on. He grew up and went into politics. He was forever in grade three, hearing the taunts. He was the taunter now

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Twister 517

Jonah Mulroney entered into the renovation project with an open mind. He killed two contractors. He bedded a sales agent. He landed a tv gig

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Twister 553

He hushed the audience when he said “perception.” Then he said “brand” and they were his. But when he said “grotto” they turned on him. Hard

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Twister 591

He was tired. Empty. He just wanted friendships. He meant this in the sincerest way. But this one. Well. You’re testing my resolve, he said.

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Twister 636

When he’d had too many drinks he’d reminisce about his youth and belt out Karma Chameleon before getting thrown out of some hipster dive bar

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Twister 671

He bought an island. He figured this would help with the ladies. But they wouldn’t bite. And that’s all he was interested in. Island or not.

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Twister 721

He hated shopping for underwear. There were way too many variables. He liked his underwear snug. And he enjoyed the cold. And horror movies.

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