Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 3946

The welcome guy was too welcoming. I half expected him to stick his tongue down my throat. I’m just here for cheap diapers. Is he that hurt?

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T 3944

He wants to love and be loved. He knows he’s difficult and quite undeserving. But. And then. Everyone deserves love; some more than others.

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T 3936

He says, The more I eat the fatter I get, and she says, Um, and he bemoans this and says, Everything on TV is a lie! and she feels kinda bad

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T 3932

He sees her across the street and his life changes. She’s everything he’s ever imagined. He waits for the light to turn green. It never does.

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T 3931

He’s going to go for a walk. I’m going for a walk, he announces. But there is no one home to hear him. And so the walk seems almost useless.

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T 3930

It’s a large boat and he hopes she notices, and she does and she says, It’s a large boat, and he swells with pride and she notices that too.

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T 3927

Then he said, You’re far sexier when you keep your mouth shut, and she ran crying and then some goons beat him up. Her father was a dentist.

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T 3925

He loved things that were bad for him. Like butter and skydiving and cigarettes. Then he met his daughter’s best friend. I love you, he said.

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T 3920

Deer. Doing something he hasn’t yet told the kids about. In front of his kids. They look at their father. Waiting. Her butt’s itchy, he says.

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T 3919

The coffee is awful and she admits she’s laced it with soy sauce. He wants these tests of his devotion to end. But he also needs to get laid.

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