Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 3917

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

Later he would apologize, with as much sincerity as he could muster. And that wasn’t very much. Because he had a reputation to protect. His.

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T 3912

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

They arrived and surveyed the scene, the implied mayhem of upturned furniture. Half-eaten donuts on the floor. I’m going to cry, a cop said.

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T 3909

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

The fart hung in the air, sucking up the oxygen in the room, permeating everything, destroying, but he knew he wasn’t getting the job anyway.

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T 3908

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

And then the massage table gave way to his heft and the masseuse said, Wow, and he was ashamed and thought about the futility of all things.

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T 3907

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

My plate is clean. I was hungry. The waitress says, Good job, and the glow from this validation lights up the room. Oh please, my wife says.

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T 3903

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

He enters the bedroom wearing a pink jockstrap and she says, What now? and he says, Here I go, and she’s confused and he says, I want a baby

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T 3902

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

She came home and he was drunk and she said, My happiness is not negotiable! and he was confused. Because he honestly thought it always was.

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T 3901

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

Every morning, he would wake and kiss her. You’re the only one, he would whisper in her ear. Until one morning. When he didn’t say anything.

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T 3898

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

Then she compared him to “boiled potatoes” and that was enough for him. But he had no idea what she meant. And she was wearing a tight tank.

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T 3897

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 14, 2011

It’s cold and wet and he’s wearing tight leather pants for a Jim Morrison fan thing and a groupie type points and says, Too much information

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