Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 3971

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

The pressure built from behind the facade he had artfully constructed over a fourteen year career and then he erupted like an overgrown zit.

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T 3970

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

He woke up and she was pointing a gun at him and he said, Was I that bad? and she put the gun down and emptied the clip and said, Like that.

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T 3966

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

Dogs. Cheese. White rugs. His life had turned into a movie no one would ever pay to watch. The dogs start barking. And then his mother calls.

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T 3962

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

He sits immobile, shrouded by memories, by a life once lived and no longer livable. But she knew he’d have a tough time becoming vegetarian.

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T 3960

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

She watches him sleep and falls deeper in love with him. Even when he farts. Except he’s not sleeping. And that was no fart. Now he’s stuck.

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T 3957

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

She finds him sitting alone at the bar and he says, What happened to your nose? and she walks out. Because nothing had happened to her nose.

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T 3956

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

Then the barbecue came out and the men started grunting and the women swooned, and then he woke up and his dog licked his toes and he cried.

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T 3955

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

A bomb exploded and and he ran outside and studied the crater in a state of complete bewilderment. I won’t have to mow the lawn, he thought.

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T 3953

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2011

He comes home and says, Who will love me? and his kids ignore him and his wife says, I have yoga, and he sighs and slips on something awful.

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T 3949

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 26, 2011

The party is jovial in a kind of chemical sense and he’s tired of the short distracted conversations and he walks outside and shoots a bird.

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