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She caught me staring at her camel toe. I pretended to chew my nails. She looked me up and down and walked away. And I called her a bad name.

And then he turned over and said, I want a happy ending, and she picked up a knife and said, For you or for me? and then he turned back over.

This is his animal side. He will admit this. To her. It’s too bad you don’t show it more often, she will say. And he will crawl into a hole.

I told her I was broken, a shard of glass lost in a field of honeycomb, and she said, There are no fields of honeycomb, and I said, You see?

Another birthday passed, another reminder of things not done. Life moves from the possible to the impossible, he sighed. Then he kissed her.

The date was going so well. I’m enjoying myself, she said. What fools we be, he replied pretentiously. And then she punched him in the nuts.