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T 4209

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

The club is crowded with sweat and wanting. She reaches out to him. You dance funny, she says. I’m wearing my sister’s underwear, he replies.

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T 4206

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

The jeans made me look old and I complained about it and the clerk said, Not old but maybe middle aged, so I left and bought bourbon instead.

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T 4203

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

The chambermaid says, Where are you from? But she doesn’t realize how complicated her question is for him. He smiles. I have to go, he says.

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T 4202

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

He called his mother. I’m in love, he told her. She’s no good for you, his mother said. And then she screamed into the phone like a banshee.

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T 4195

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

The new secretary was trouble. At home, he told his wife about her. Sounds like trouble, she said. With that confirmed, he got into trouble.

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T 4192

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

They found him writhing under a desk. Are you ok? he was asked. He was and so the meeting started. What a lousy day to try out the new thong.

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T 4190

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 24, 2011

He ate too quickly and an hour later said, I don’t feel so good, and she rolled her eyes and said, Don’t be so negative, so he ate some more.

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T 4186

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 8, 2011

The Stranger walked into the saloon. Even the dust in the air stopped moving. He reached for his gun. I blame my mother for this, he wailed.  

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T 4183

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 8, 2011

The baker’s assistant flirted with my son. I was appalled by this and told her so. She said, I just made you feel old. I bought a croissant.  

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T 4182

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 8, 2011

She needed his help but he was conceptually incapable of empathy. You’re a big level of dumb, she told him. I like muffins, he said proudly.  

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