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T 4764

They sat around the TV making snarky remarks and he said, Dumb asses should make a TV show about me watching TV, and she left him that night.

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T 4763

The ship landed gently on the moon. He looked at Earth and it was so small, and suddenly he felt big. Large. I love this feeling, he thought.

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T 4760

He ate the apple and every bite stuck between his teeth. He took out the pushpins and used them as floss. Until his boss entered the office.

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T 4757

She stopped talking and looked at him and he noticed, and he said, I was not picking my butt, and she just nodded and the meeting continued.

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T 4756

They sat down to dinner. His daughter said, I’m going to Thailand to study modern primitives. He thought one thing. But he said, Salt please.

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T 4752

The sterility of the lawyer’s office. She signs the papers. He looks at them, taking in their finality. I have to poop, he says. And leaves.

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T 4750

Inside my room. Behind the dresser. Underneath the week’s laundry. That’s where I hid my porn from my mom. I never told her. Now I miss her.

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T 4748

They retreat to the salon and he sits and says, I’m hungry, and she laughs, and he says, Really, and she says, Get your clothes on and leave.

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T 4247

The in-laws were over and he stayed in the basement and played video games with his kids and then the in-laws left and he went back upstairs.

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T 4245

He’s trying to teach his son about hard work. Above them, birds fly effortlessly riding the updrafts. I’m never going to flap, the son says.

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