Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 5211

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He reached deep inside and thought, I’d do anything to pick this booger, and the devil appeared and said, Anything? and he said, Not really.

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T 5209

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The children woke up and rushed downstairs. Their father was sitting by the tree, a giant smile on his face. Blame your mom, he said proudly.

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T 5206

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

His life coach says, Find strength in your limitations, and this stays with him, and next morning he tells his wife, I feel so strong today.

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T 5205

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He studies his reflection and says, I’m too fat for this shirt. She agrees. He admires her honesty. She knew he would. And he buys the thing.

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T 5199

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

Needy men commiserating over a beer, desiring invisible wantings to want more and be wanted, but through metaphor, sports really, only that.

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T 5197

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He felt it everywhere inside of him but mostly in that one obvious place, he felt it there strongly, and he told her he was possibly in love.

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T 5194

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The doctors huddled, a conclave to discuss a recent bowel movement, and he felt great shame, mostly because his kids were still in the room.

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T 5193

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

You will sit in the chair and while she unbuttons her top you will think of your life, and everything that led you here. And you will panic.

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T 5187

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He says, You have big hands, and she says, Compared to yours. Humiliated, he grabs his knife and fork, and cuts into his pulled pork slider.

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T 5185

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He went and bought underwear and showed up at the meeting in them and his boss entered and raised an eyebrow. I said ‘Be brief’, she sighed.

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