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T 5184

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

They slathered hot sauce on everything, and that night he endured nightmares, and next morning he said, It burns, and she called him a wimp.

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T 5182

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

They woke still entwined, and she studied the mole on his shoulder and he said, You’re beautiful, and she said, You were until a moment ago.

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T 5179

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The dude looks nervous but he has the gun. We lie around, composing notes to loved ones. And then we’re free. Because of a burrito gone bad.

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T 5170

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

Was it a crime to see her? Technically yes, but I don’t know. I brought her flowers. She said I looked really good. And I called her a liar.

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T 5151

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

These are the last pair of pants that fit. Once they don’t, that’s it, I’m not wearing pants anymore. The carpool guys will love that I bet.

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T 5138

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

One day the shirt feels tight. And then tying a shoe becomes a chore. And then you wear sweatpants to go buy nachos. Then your mother calls.

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T 5136

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

She wants to hold my hand now, she always wants to hold hands, what’s wrong with her? She doesn’t wash. At least not as often as I do. Fuck.

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T 5127

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

The father yells, You can’t eat bagels in this car! and goes on to recount the trajectory of his life. His daughter says, This isn’t leather.

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T 5121

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

They held each other, and she said, Don’t ever let me go, and he said, What if I have to go to the bathroom? and she didn’t know the answer.

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T 5118

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011

It had been so long for him that he didn’t quite recall the proper etiquette of the situation so his sincere thank you reeked of desperation.

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