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T 5231

She nudged him and said, This cafĂ© smells funny, and they paid their bill and left and outside the smell persisted and he said, I’m so sorry.

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T 5227

We went to Marseilles and ate pistou and danced until dawn and my belly gave out and I got sick and she said, That’s five continents, champ.

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T 5226

The donuts sat in front of him. He recalled his youth, his first kiss, the cold night he lost his virginity. The donuts sat in front of him.

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T 5225

The speech at his son’s bar mitzvah didn’t go as intended. After it was done his wife asked for a divorce. He knew he was bad at ad-libbing.

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T 5224

He left his wife and took the dog and moved to the countryside. He met a woman who made soap. He planted corn and herbs. And died of boredom.

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T 5223

A hurtful remark. And pushing. And then much later, a career inspired by past humiliations. And finally, he becomes the leader of everything.

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T 5221

These are not my pants, he says, suddenly, while undressing, and he realizes what that means, and he looks at her, and jumps out the window.

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T 5219

The child said that thing that made him closer to adulthood than before, and the father stood there slack jawed, and said, I’m proud of you.

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T 5218

He was intent on lifting the boulder. This will prove I am strongest, he bellowed to the townsfolk. And he prepared to lift it. And sharted.

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T 5212

The echo that tells him he is not alone. The comfort of strangers. Exertion as purchase. Alone in the men’s room with the lights turned off.

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