Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1355

Jack knew he was living in the past when he started seeing ghosts. But when he started seeing the ghost of Cary Grant, he fell into despair.

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Twister 1392

She liked to say “I don’t even own a computer” and that meant she missed the whole sex on the internet thing and he regretted that every day

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Twister 1429

Her parents were poor and could not afford braces to fix her overbite. Her husband would thank his in-laws if he could. But he knows not to.

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Twister 1469

The day sparkles with the shine of his contentment and it remains that way until his wife says, Let’s go the museum. And then darkness falls

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Twister 1529

The brothers fought over the furniture after their father died. It degenerated into a sloppy food fight. And then they fought over the food.

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Twister 1579

The waiter was so determined to be all happy, he ruined my meal. So, after he poured me yet another water, I tripped him. Now who was happy?

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Twister 1639

The hot tub was uncomfortably small and the three friends thrashed around. Dudes, Kyle said. What’s that? Vij said. Do that again, Jon said.

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Twister 1704

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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Twister 1753

They ordered drinks and settled into the booth. She took the ice cube into her mouth and immediately he regretted not being in better shape.

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Twister 1816

The valley is resplendent with yellow flowers. She holds his hand and tries to imprint the image in her mind forever. I hate yellow, he says

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