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They check-in to the bed and breakfast and start unpacking and he studies the purple wallpaper and says to his wife, You’re emasculating me.

And on the day Jim first saw her, his car quit on him, he was mugged, and he lost his dream job. And he still told her, I’m quite the catch.

The wine was disgusting, but no one ate at the restaurant for its wine list. It was the maitre d’s wife. And what she did with the bottles.

He was a very good looking man. He knew it. But he had the personality of an old shoe. And he wasn’t aware of that. At least not outwardly.

There was some drinking involved but it wasn’t an inexcusable amount of drinking. But they were all married so there would be excuses later.

They made small talk while waiting for their dates to arrive. When the ladies got there, one of them said, Of course it would be small talk.