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Twister 331

There was a forest and then a farm and then a subdivision of pastel colored houses. And the men barbecued meat and hid their disappointments

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Twister 45

Vanilla’s too sweet, she said. It is not, he said. You’re wrong. You’re 100 percent totally wrong. Right, she said. So this is over, right?

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Twister 416

Joe was tongue tied and yelled “I’m going to give you a hysterectomy!” to the 8-year old boy. The tyke ran away and Joe crawled under a rock

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Twister 37

The boy said, it’s freezing in here. The mother said, It’s colder outside. The father said, I have bills to pay. The boy said, I don’t care.

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Twister 499

He struggled to get up and she ground her heel into his groin some more. Say it, she said. You have me confused with someone else, he cried.

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Twister 530

You’re a much bigger man than I, he says. But I’m a woman, she says. You know exactly what I mean, he says. This is about my legs, she says.

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Twister 564

It was last call in one of those cities that closed down early. The men went home to have another drink, eat peanuts and ignore their wives.

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Twister 611

He takes a look at his feet and realizes he can’t wear flip flops. I’ve become a girl, he tells his wife. I already knew that dear, she says

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Twister 645

He stepped into the shower to wash the day away. And then the phone rang. He got out, tracking water. And smashed the phone against the wall

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Twister 690

Despite years of boarding school he was bad at doing up his tie. It always hung too long. And when he went out he always peed on it. Always.

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