Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1025

There is too much work to do. The work never ends. He feels something give inside. Something big. And he knows he has to go home and change.

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Twister 1119

He leans back in his beach chair and opens another beer. In the distance, women in bikinis, jumping the waves. Please jump higher, he sighs.

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Twister 1182

They stood outside the bistro, trying to decipher the evening. I’ve only heard good things, he said. But it was mostly about the waitresses.

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Twister 1215

He changed his cologne and was fired a week later and he thought the two related. A stricter adherence to showering may have helped, however

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Twister 1282

He was a truck driver. He had a wife. And a girlfriend. And he had difficulties. He was confused. And a bit sad. Then he had a heart attack.

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Twister 1335

Liz, Brad’s ex, called him 50 Seconds. She had t-shirts printed and got media attention. He bought an incontinent dog. And named it Impotent

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Twister 1375

He knows she’s coming on to him. Or is about to. I’m married, he tells her. She just shrugs. So my underwear’s really grotty, he points out.

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Twister 1414

When the sun rose they looked about them and he understood what had transpired overnight. I might have some strong feelings for you, he said

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Twister 1447

He struggles out of bed and drinks a beer. Opens the fridge and inhales the leftover pizza. Then he calls his mom. And complains about life.

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Twister 1505

He sat at the bar and said, You can’t. He reached into his pocket and took out some lipstick. He smeared it on his face. I’m a pig, he said.

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