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He wanted to kiss her fiercely but beer made him shy and they’d been drinking all day. He admitted this to her. You’re very weird, she said.

Cold, damp, feeling quite unlovely, his wife trudges up the stairs. Please draw me a bath, she says. He smiles. And reaches for his notepad.

When the regret got too much, he liked to go to the bar and drink his problems away. You’re in here all the time, the bartender says happily

He walks into a pole and bangs his head and passes out. Paramedics arrive and revive him and he says, It was just some spectacular cleavage.

He can’t find matching socks. He returns to bed and wraps the sheets around him as if he’s in a cocoon. What if this is a metaphor? he asks

He cruises the aisles of the hardware store looking for kindred souls, love perhaps, hoping not to bump into his ex-wife in Home Improvement