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They are young so they feel invincible and immortal. They also jump off buildings. And eat their way to a lifetime of premature ejaculation.

He orders a beer and says, I only go for the bowlegged girls. Outside, the thunder crashes. We live in a house of cards, the bartender says.

He agonizes over the placement of the speakers. She watches him with bemusement, sipping coffee. I didn’t realize you were so old, she says.

With knee pain now added to ankle problems and thinning hair, he buys a European sportscar. It gets lousy mileage. And his knees still hurt.

The family was held together by secrets, by a love that was as empty as a milk carton on a Saturday morning, by the heredity of tiny penises