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Twister 26

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The traffic is tremendous. He’ll never make it to the salon. He’s a man but he loves his pedi. Perhaps more than he loves his only daughter

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Twister 101

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wrote a book called “50 Things to do While Getting Dressed.” He flew economy and packed light. He enjoyed sausage but he always ate alone

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Twister 144

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wasn’t fashionable. Her dress was either too long or too short depending on what you were reading. But he hated shopping and didn’t care

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Twister 243

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spends his days watching TV and wishing for a girlfriend who would brush his teeth. The lawn unkempt, carefree. His farts heat the house.

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Twister 58

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

If he could dance, she might notice him, but he’s never been a good dancer. I gotta take lessons, he thinks. I wish I were better at school

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Twister 73

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was just the way he walked. He couldn’t help the limp, or the awkward wiggle. You’re the Ministry of Funny Walks, she said. I’m a big fan

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Twister 260

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He didn’t appreciate how much her repeated use of the word “floggin’” aged her. But he would learn that later, in a most unfortunate manner.

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Twister 292

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He cut down the trees in a whirlwind of spite. You won’t make the Lorax happy! she yelled. He went for a coffee and tasted sweet bitterness.

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Twister 10

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was born. He spiked someone’s lemonade in high school and got in trouble. He became CEO. He lost his only son. He faded into memory. Alas

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Twister 356

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s a loser, right? But she’s with him now so what does that make me? Is there a word for what I am? I don’t even know if I’m a noun. Crap.

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