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Twister 1700

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The doctor falls in the mud and his wife says, Take my hand. But he examines the arc of his life, and he says, I’ve never felt more at home.

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Twister 1752

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His grandfather says, You have to circumcise the sausage, and he can’t get this image out of his head. He’s eating a bowl of cereal tonight.

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Twister 1812

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His mother doesn’t understand how he could fail economics class. I laughed too often, he shrugs. He finds the word “stimulus” giggle worthy.

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Twister 1867

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

George filled the tub and Liz got in and then he undressed and got in and the water turned brown and Liz said, I’m not so turned on anymore.

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Twister 1938

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drank too much and threw up and then he wasn’t drunk anymore and he slumped in a corner. I just want to be the best at something, he said

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Twister 2005

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She sees him across the dance floor and makes her way to him. You really feel the music, she says. My underwear’s all bunched up, he replies

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Twister 2044

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was sure that no one loved him anymore, even though he had nothing to support the notion, save for the rude notes left behind by his mom.

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Twister 2114

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The laughter came from the old men, belly laughs that jiggled with grand prosperity. But the hipster was angry. His suspenders were ironic.

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Twister 2155

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, my basement’s flooded. He doesn’t know whether to be turned on or concerned. He decides she needs a hug and she says, No you idiot

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Twister 2211

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He worked late. He picked up pizza on his way home. He crashed in front of the TV and woke up in the middle of the night. And he went to bed

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