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Twister 240

Jim fell hard to the sidewalk, lobotomized by drink. The bouncer said, I’m going to kick your ass. I don’t have the time, Jim said, smiling.

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Twister 275

In his mind he was right, which was rare, which is why the arguments didn’t stop. The grass is greener, he said. I know. I painted it myself

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Twister 100

The frosting was colored with too much curacao. He knew this would cost him his job but the kids didn’t seem to mind. They called him uncle.

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Twister 331

There was a forest and then a farm and then a subdivision of pastel colored houses. And the men barbecued meat and hid their disappointments

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Twister 45

Vanilla’s too sweet, she said. It is not, he said. You’re wrong. You’re 100 percent totally wrong. Right, she said. So this is over, right?

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Twister 416

Joe was tongue tied and yelled “I’m going to give you a hysterectomy!” to the 8-year old boy. The tyke ran away and Joe crawled under a rock

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Twister 37

The boy said, it’s freezing in here. The mother said, It’s colder outside. The father said, I have bills to pay. The boy said, I don’t care.

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Twister 499

He struggled to get up and she ground her heel into his groin some more. Say it, she said. You have me confused with someone else, he cried.

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Twister 530

You’re a much bigger man than I, he says. But I’m a woman, she says. You know exactly what I mean, he says. This is about my legs, she says.

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Twister 564

It was last call in one of those cities that closed down early. The men went home to have another drink, eat peanuts and ignore their wives.

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