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Twister 262

At last, he said, I’m rich enough to buy the clouds. And so he did. But because he was alone he made it rain every day. This sucks, he said.

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Twister 102

Jim climbed the hill and was annoyed to find a man and his boy on top already, enjoying ice cream. I didn’t work so hard for this, Jim

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Twister 320

He lost friends regularly. He overate. He never called his mother. He had trouble holding on to a job. Babies cried near him. He was a liar.

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Twister 194

He lost his job when he screwed the boss’s wife. Second time that happened, he told the bartender. Meaning I’ve been laid off and downsized.

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Twister 187

The pharmacist watched her every time she purchased toothbrushes. I’d give her sexier teeth, he thinks. But that means going back to school.

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Twister 39

The ground shook though not that much. But it was enough to make him dive under the table. Man, you really haven’t changed at all, she said.

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Twister 476

There was the hint of smoke but he said it was just the chipotle in the rub. You are so tough, his brother said. I know what’s what, he said

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Twister 522

They went fishing and caught nothing. They went hunting and killed nothing. Later at the supermarket the sight of two young men and a cougar

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Twister 560

One day Fred woke up without a nose. Suddenly he lost his fear of public washrooms. Sure kids laughed at him but they no longer repulsed him

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Twister 600

She was taller than him and this caused him grief. And the grief itself caused more of it. I’m better than this, he thought. But not bigger.

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