Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2005

She sees him across the dance floor and makes her way to him. You really feel the music, she says. My underwear’s all bunched up, he replies

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Twister 2044

He was sure that no one loved him anymore, even though he had nothing to support the notion, save for the rude notes left behind by his mom.

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Twister 2114

The laughter came from the old men, belly laughs that jiggled with grand prosperity. But the hipster was angry. His suspenders were ironic.

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Twister 2155

She says, my basement’s flooded. He doesn’t know whether to be turned on or concerned. He decides she needs a hug and she says, No you idiot

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Twister 2211

He worked late. He picked up pizza on his way home. He crashed in front of the TV and woke up in the middle of the night. And he went to bed

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Twister 2267

And he saw the error of his ways. He realized imagining naked women all the time based on mere photos was wrong. But he would not apologize.

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Twister 2328

He wanted to kiss her fiercely but beer made him shy and they’d been drinking all day. He admitted this to her. You’re very weird, she said.

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Twister 2360

Cold, damp, feeling quite unlovely, his wife trudges up the stairs. Please draw me a bath, she says. He smiles. And reaches for his notepad.

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Twister 2406

When the regret got too much, he liked to go to the bar and drink his problems away. You’re in here all the time, the bartender says happily

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Twister 2450

Joe admitted he was delusional during the job interview and the HR lady asked how and he said, I think everyone loves me, and then he cried.

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