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Twister 906

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They read the paper in bed, the smell of love about the room. She reaches over and touches his ass. I’m reading the sports section, he says.

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Twister 957

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Bob sits there trying to expel the day’s troubles. The difficulties of his life. The grind. What comes out of his ass sounds like an airgun.

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Twister 1009

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So this is what my life has come to, he thinks. He stares at the granola in front of him with revulsion. And a nostalgia for sausagier days.

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Twister 1105

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The doctor was an old man and hard of hearing. Unfortunately, his nurse was in the waiting room. And the doctor was examing my stool sample

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Twister 1177

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His odor should be called Eau de Hipster though Jones just called it “bad.” He didn’t give him the job. It had nothing to do with the smell.

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Twister 1210

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He takes a window seat so he can see everyone entering the restaurant. He also has a cucumber in his pants. Because he thinks he’s important

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Twister 1270

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a mob outside the restroom and once he exited they killed him. And a bulldozer came and razed the structure. But the odor remained

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Twister 1331

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her skirt is so short he can’t help but look. He knows that she knows she has great legs. And then his kid comes up and gives him a big hug.

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Twister 1371

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was more drunk than brave. His pants were around his ankles and he said, I’m funny! And then the car hit him. It was all caught on video.

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Twister 1411

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The crowd is hushed, expectant. They smell of expensive perfume and old money. He leans over to his wife. I have an itchy butt, he whispers.

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