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She can tell something’s wrong. It’s his birthday; he should be happy. What is it? she asks. The older I get the less I like jazz, he admits

Jones goes from the dentist to the candy store. He loads up on candy, the hard kind. And bubble gum. You should see my new dentist, he says.

Jim wore the pinky ring on a lark but then found himself kidnapped by some guy with foul cologne who kept offering him crappy meatball subs.

He sat in the middle of the hall and admired the ladies in their low cut jeans. And then he dropped quarters hoping they would pick them up.

She kisses him and he says, Woah, get out of my space, and she packs up and leaves him and he says, But now, I totally want you in my space.