Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 476

There was the hint of smoke but he said it was just the chipotle in the rub. You are so tough, his brother said. I know what’s what, he said

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Twister 522

They went fishing and caught nothing. They went hunting and killed nothing. Later at the supermarket the sight of two young men and a cougar

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Twister 560

One day Fred woke up without a nose. Suddenly he lost his fear of public washrooms. Sure kids laughed at him but they no longer repulsed him

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Twister 600

She was taller than him and this caused him grief. And the grief itself caused more of it. I’m better than this, he thought. But not bigger.

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Twister 638

He says, I’m a bit hazy on manners. He says, I’ve been callled mouthy before. He says, I really think you look better with your clothes on.

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Twister 677

He’s afraid of the dark. He calls it Darth. Many people think he has a lisp. Or an affectation. Which he has. But that’s a whole other story

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Twister 726

He could barely walk in his pants. Being fashion forward, he did the most logical thing: he bunched them around his ankles. Big fame ensued.

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Twister 767

The joke made Jim take the pasta up his nose, Alison spit her wine on Lisa and Jennifer fall off her chair. Ron felt unnaturally triumphant.

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Twister 818

He wore his Italian suits keenly despite his awful hair and pimply skin. So he sat alone at the bar. Though he had intelligent things to say

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Twister 845

They lit a fire and cooked hot dogs. They told jokes and drank beer. And then they were silent and alone looking up at the stars and farting

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