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He couldn’t admit he was late because he was getting a pedicure. So he said he had been with a hooker. And there were high fives all around.

As the train races through the tunnel, he dreams of rockets and donuts and he wakes up in a mild panic. I just need to see my wife, he says.

He wants to fete his adulthood and signal a maturity he is accused of lacking. But he can’t think of anything worthy of the beer before him.

He is a refined man. His closet is one of sartorial splendor. His style completes her. Until the awful day she decides to wash his underwear

He says, Let’s go to Istanbul and she says, You couldn’t find it on a map. And he knows that’s true but she didn’t have to say it like that.

With the tension so high, and the meeting with the divinity students going nowhere, he decided to tell the joke about the agnostic dyslexic.