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Twister 1270

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a mob outside the restroom and once he exited they killed him. And a bulldozer came and razed the structure. But the odor remained

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Twister 1331

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her skirt is so short he can’t help but look. He knows that she knows she has great legs. And then his kid comes up and gives him a big hug.

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Twister 1371

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was more drunk than brave. His pants were around his ankles and he said, I’m funny! And then the car hit him. It was all caught on video.

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Twister 1411

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The crowd is hushed, expectant. They smell of expensive perfume and old money. He leans over to his wife. I have an itchy butt, he whispers.

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Twister 1444

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’s making her famous goulash and that always gives him gas so he stops by the taco stand beforehand and later that evening he drops dead.

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Twister 1500

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When she left him, he decided to go on a hunger strike. But he was not at all media savvy. He didn’t even send out a press release. He died.

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Twister 1549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home from a date and told his roommate, She smells like my ex-mother in law. I can’t abide by that, he said. But secretly? He could.

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Twister 1604

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m drunk, he says. Have some more, she purrs. I’ll always be sad and alone, he says. You don’t have to be, she replies. I like it, he says.

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Twister 1666

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They danced late into the evening. There were hints of a blossoming love, of something eternal. Not yet, he whispered. I still have a boner.

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Twister 1730

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the freezer held only boxes of chicken fingers, he realized his job was done and it would be mere seconds before his wife left for good

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