Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1245

She shows him her wedding ring and he just shrugs. I would be more interested in you if my ring bothered you, she says. I never win, he says

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Twister 1296

He was unsentimental about death. So he missed the pageantry of mourning, the catharsis of it. It also meant he ate more donuts at funerals.

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Twister 1355

Jack knew he was living in the past when he started seeing ghosts. But when he started seeing the ghost of Cary Grant, he fell into despair.

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Twister 1392

She liked to say “I don’t even own a computer” and that meant she missed the whole sex on the internet thing and he regretted that every day

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Twister 1429

Her parents were poor and could not afford braces to fix her overbite. Her husband would thank his in-laws if he could. But he knows not to.

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Twister 1469

The day sparkles with the shine of his contentment and it remains that way until his wife says, Let’s go the museum. And then darkness falls

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Twister 1529

The brothers fought over the furniture after their father died. It degenerated into a sloppy food fight. And then they fought over the food.

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Twister 1579

The waiter was so determined to be all happy, he ruined my meal. So, after he poured me yet another water, I tripped him. Now who was happy?

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Twister 1639

The hot tub was uncomfortably small and the three friends thrashed around. Dudes, Kyle said. What’s that? Vij said. Do that again, Jon said.

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Twister 1704

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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