Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 726

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He could barely walk in his pants. Being fashion forward, he did the most logical thing: he bunched them around his ankles. Big fame ensued.

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Twister 767

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The joke made Jim take the pasta up his nose, Alison spit her wine on Lisa and Jennifer fall off her chair. Ron felt unnaturally triumphant.

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Twister 818

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wore his Italian suits keenly despite his awful hair and pimply skin. So he sat alone at the bar. Though he had intelligent things to say

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Twister 845

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They lit a fire and cooked hot dogs. They told jokes and drank beer. And then they were silent and alone looking up at the stars and farting

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Twister 907

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They will not ask for directions. Because they are men. And so their planned wild weekend becomes two days of contemplation at the monestary

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Twister 959

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He filtered her words, editing them so that he heard only what he needed to hear. Transforming her rant into: I’m useless without your dick.

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Twister 1012

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.

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Twister 1108

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watched the baby ooze out of her. Along with other stuff. Months later, he can’t forget the sight. What’s your excuse this time? she asks

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Twister 1178

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The stinky cheese reminded Jim of his ex. Which made him gag. Though he couldn’t really tell his girlfriend why. The dilemma ruined his day.

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Twister 1212

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew the law. And because he knew it, he knew what he’d done was wrong. But officer, he pleaded, I simply couldn’t hold it in any longer.

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