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He’s a loser, right? But she’s with him now so what does that make me? Is there a word for what I am? I don’t even know if I’m a noun. Crap.

The room was chic but in a very old fashioned way, like a scene from a high rent bar mitzvah from the 70s and so he asked for a whiskey sour

The cop ambles over and says, Know how fast you were going? My brain cramps up. Your mother, I say. The cop laughs. The rest is a bit blank

He fell asleep in the hammock and woke up covered in bird shit. The wedding was in two hours. He took a hot shower. And cut himself shaving.

And if it continues to rain he will take a big hammer to the tv. Because he’s out of beer. And he’s bored. Because won’t go out in the rain.