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Twister 316

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The sky turned purple. A horse walked up to me and said “courage.” An airplane landed on a football field. My K car inched along in traffic.

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Twister 349

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can’t manage. He can’t be responsible for the laundry and drink beer with his buddies. He learns to live without love. And with the smell

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Twister 40

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You didn’t say Barracuda? he asked. I was talking about MY heart, she said, not the dumb band. I said if you do that again, I’m out of here.

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Twister 438

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was an accountant but stylish. He could do math in eleven languages. He spoke affectionately of a wife he didn’t have, sometimes for days

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Twister 30

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

That was so life-affirming, he said. Meh, I’ve had better, she said. And then he realized how life-affirming the whole thing really had been

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Twister 516

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m up a creek, I say. Stop it, my sister says. My butcher’s angry, I say. It’s not the first time, she says. This time he caught me, I say.

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Twister 552

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He flicks the ashes and watches them fall to the earth. And then the wind picks up and the trajectory of embers heads straight for the baby.

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Twister 590

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He picked his nose. He mined it. Dug deep. And when the treasure was retrieved he flicked it at her. Because he knew he didn’t care anymore

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Twister 631

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His fart filled the room. The aroma had hints of all that was evil in the world. It’s this diet, he explained. But the dog wasn’t buying it.

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Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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