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He says, I’m going to vacuum now, and she says, OK, from whatever room she’s in and he reads that “OK” to mean she’s changing into lingerie.

The wind promises an evil kind of rain. He feels the weather in his joints. I need to drink all these beers before the storm comes, he says.

Despite the throbbing toe he was determined to finish the race in record time because he was a winner – and he had to crap something fierce