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Twister 1534

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim lost control of the car. Ann took the steering wheel and they narrowly evaded the semi. I hope these seats aren’t real leather, he said.

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Twister 1595

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They needed milk and he agreed to go get it so he could grab a smoke. He returned home with chips, pop, marshmallows and chocolate unicorns.

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Twister 1649

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Big men in tuxedos storm out of the wedding for a smoke. They carry themselves as masters of the universe. And piss on the lawn to prove it.

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Twister 1719

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’s a shy girl, but she gets up on stage and sings country songs with the kind of voice that destroys mens’ hearts. Plus she has big boobs.

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Twister 1762

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stops by the grocery store to pick up a frozen dinner. He checks out the fruit aisle to pick up girls. But the zit on his nose is too big

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Twister 1830

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She picks up his underwear and throws it at him and says, I hate that I have to do that. Then don’t do it, he says. She reaches for a knife.

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Twister 1886

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s an insurance adjuster with anger management issues and a chainsaw and when his burger comes without pickles the result is pretty tragic

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Twister 1966

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And at the birth of their child he called her a hero but then decided he could never look at her sexually again. You pooped it out, he said.

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Twister 2013

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was during the walk in the forest that she realized the philosopher’s words had no deeper meaning and that he was, in fact, full of shit.

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Twister 2066

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The chocolate had melted, but so had his resolve. I can’t do this, he told her. She made a sad face. My wife put me on a diet, he explained.

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