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Twister 1006

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The water tasted bad. He was thirsty but not desperate. So he opened the drawer and found his emergency flask and began the day with bourbon

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Twister 1104

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to have one of everything at the bar. Alphabetically. But he never gets beyond the Bloody Mary. It reminds him too much of his mom.

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Twister 1164

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wears the lime green golf shirt proudly, his belly tugging at the fabric. His children call him dad. But his wife has stopped calling him

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Twister 1205

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a thing for opera singers, but the thin kind not the ladies shaped like linebackers. He was also lonely. And ate way too much garlic.

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Twister 1268

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated being married to a surgeon. It made his laziness look much worse. Or so she said. Until he took his pants off. And all was redeemed

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Twister 1330

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Every morning, it’s the same thing. He’s stuck in traffic and dreams of inventing hovercrafts and sex doll holograms. He loves traffic jams.

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Twister 1367

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She tried to get him to talk about the future. About sharing a life. About love. But he was eating breakfast. And the bacon was so powerful.

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Twister 1409

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a big proponent of public transit. And he had a thing for making love on trams. Late at night. Silently. In the back. With a potato.

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Twister 1443

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He throws barbs at the other drivers from the security of his own car. Dreaming of a world where he is king. And can get any woman he wants.

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Twister 1489

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, After I eat my milk and cookies, I’m going to kill you. This does nothing for his street cred. Neither does his lactose intolerance

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