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The cop knocked on the door and asked to use the bathroom. Joe had some weed on the kitchen table. The cop said please. And then he lost it.

He knew the contest was dumb but he entered anyway. So he stared into the sun until he was totally blind. And still didn’t win a free pizza.

He takes a pull of the beer and is restored. I just found religion, he says. You drink too much, she says. I’m a fundamentalist, he thinks.

The mildew sparkled on the lawn when the boys slid down the hill for the evening’s last drunken act. Then one of them set his pants on fire.

When he says, If you say that again, she is the lit fuse on a canon and she bursts with an, Idiot! and all he can do is say, What did I say?

There was talk of dressing up as nuns to steal the beer and that seemed like a great idea but that just proved they didn’t really need beer.