Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2404

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The soup sits badly inside. He feels a churning. And bubbles. And then a beautiful girl walks up and asks him the time. For regret, he says.

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Twister 2448

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was shy for a stripper, or so he thought. You don’t know anything, she said, picking up her clothes. He knew that. He’d heard it before.

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Twister 2504

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The bed is warm and he shifts and finds that perfect position. Not yet, he tells the kids. The world melts away. But not the morning glory.

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Twister 2566

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She gave birth to twins and a week later he bought a motorcycle. She called him irresponsible. I knew that, he said, looking at the children

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Twister 2635

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s distressed to learn you can’t water plants with vodka. He doesn’t see the point in pets. He will die blaming his mother for everything.

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Twister 2707

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones sits at his desk picking his nose and dreaming about buying shoes in Milan. His assistant enters the office. And Jones shakes her hand

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Twister 2787

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Don’t get me wrong, and that’s exactly what she does and then he gets angry and she calls her mother and says, No more blind dates.

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Twister 2914

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He confuses perspiration and constipation to tragic effect and now gym isn’t fun anymore. When I’m an adult I’ll laugh about it, he thinks.

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Twister 3001

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sits in the middle of his open concept office and notices that every female co-worker is sexy and this is why his productivity is so low.

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Twister 3116

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The argument got heated and personal and she said, Men see all of us as sex objects, and he looked her up and down and said, Not even close.

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