Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 736

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was boys weekend and the guys went out and smoked and drank and slam danced. Two ended up in the hospital. One got his longed for divorce

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Twister 774

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Frank climbed the mountain and the old man on top said, Life is an illusion. And Frank punched the old man in the face and watched him bleed

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Twister 823

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His friends came over to celebrate his accomplishment. They fried frozen things and made strong drinks. All because he’d finally gotten laid

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Twister 857

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jake couldn’t look at the chair without remembering what they had done on it. And now that she was gone, he sat on the chair doing it alone.

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Twister 916

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he could be more effective if he cried so he buried his face in his hands and pulled some nose hairs. He was soon on the golf course

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Twister 970

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t that he wore eyeliner, nor was it his habit of yelling “Culture!” all the time that got attention. It was that he never wore pants

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Twister 1040

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wakes to birdsong. He turns over and sees a beautiful women he doesn’t recognize. When his wife walks in smiling, he feels like Superman.

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Twister 1128

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The older he gets, the more mysterious waitresses become. Until he sees them as another species, their smiles growing more false every year.

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Twister 1186

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So what if you’re married and I’m spoken for? he says. We were meant to be, he whispers. And thus he becomes known as the office Pepe Le Pew

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Twister 1226

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The house smelled like cheese. Everyone noticed it. Even the dog. And they searched the source of the smell. While Al quickly took a shower.

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