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Twister 3289

He washes his underwear before every flight. Even the ones he’s not taking. Especially the ones he’s not taking. In case he doesn’t make it.

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Twister 3392

He went out with the boss and ordered the rabbit. In the morning his son kicked him in the balls. And he knew the rabbit had been a mistake.

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Twister 3463

More than one lady had puked in his expensive powder room. And no one complimented him on the artichoke dip. He didn’t know what else to do

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Twister 3524

When she left I could no longer dream. My nights were awash with longing. And I realized how uncomfortable my bed was. And bought a new one.

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Twister 472

He felt as if her questions were beyond the limits of human understanding. You just don’t get guys, he told her. And the answer is still no.

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Twister 33

There’s a word for that. Jack says this often and with much frustration. Then he tries the dictionary. When that doesn’t help he hits mute.

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Twister 62

It was sunny but his left knee said rain. He touched the scar and scanned the sky for clouds. His knee never lied. So he bought an umbrella.

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Twister 277

The heat was on high and it made him sweat through his jacket. He wasn’t going to get the job. “You smell funny,” he said. That pleased him.

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Twister 127

It was essential he completed the tasks. Otherwise, his wife was going out with friends. And that meant he’d have to make his own breakfast.

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Twister 166

He says, she has a Grand Canyon kind of vibe. He says, that there’s surfer music. He says, I haven’t done that yet, but it sounds tempting.

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