Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 794

And when he felt the warmth spreading down his pants he knew he was as far as he could be from his government job, from stupid public life.

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Twister 828

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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Twister 869

They argued throughout breakfast. And she took his beer and threw it off the balcony. He jumped after it. I don’t know how I feel, she said.

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Twister 925

He watches the CEO make her speech. He’s impressed by her vision, her guts, by the power she wields. And then wonders what she’s like in bed

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Twister 982

So this guy just drove his car right into the house because he said he was pissed he got dumped and, like, what the hell is wrong with guys?

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Twister 1055

Everything he wants to wear is in the laundry. So either I smell bad or I look stupid, he thinks. He calls in sick and attacks the ice cream

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Twister 1131

The guys began drinking early in the day and the pizza was ordered before noon. By dinner time the tension was everywhere. But it was sexual

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Twister 1192

He walked away from the car accident and only cried when he realized his cellphone was a write off. My priorities are all wrong, he thought.

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Twister 1233

She can tell something’s wrong. It’s his birthday; he should be happy. What is it? she asks. The older I get the less I like jazz, he admits

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Twister 1290

And now he profoundly regretted agreeing to go skinny dipping. Since no one told him the water would be so cold. Or that she would be so hot

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