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Twister 374

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He confuses right and wrong with up and down. He refuses to climb mountains or go scuba diving. He never corrects you. He drives in circles.

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Twister 425

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He got home and flipped on the TV. The phone rang. You watch just too much TV, the voice said. Who is this? he asked. I’ve had it, she said.

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Twister 80

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is very young but he can already intuit that strawberry and black pepper is a good marriage. His socks match his shoes. He has good taste

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Twister 506

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants his reality to be more like his dreams. He buys a waterbed and glow in the dark skin cream. And then he invents barbecue ice cream.

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Twister 542

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

No one laughs at his jokes. Potential girlfriends find him boring. His popularity suffers. I wish my life came with a laugh track, he says.

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Twister 573

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog found a mouse in the yard and ate it. I’ve been meaning to trim the bushes, he says. The neighbor laughs. Not those bushes, he says.

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Twister 620

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His office was at the food court. He dispensed legal advice for free food and companionship. He made friends with many kids. And their moms.

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Twister 654

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was the giver of powerful hugs. This made him popular in college dorms and fast food parking lots. Until he decided to master the ukulele

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Twister 704

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a well respected defense attorney. A successful man. Someone who had long collected his toe nail clippings. In a vase of Murano glass

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Twister 746

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fog lifts and the day’s heat is upon him. John opens a beer and thinks of breakfast. Meaning pizza. Meaning he still misses his ex-wife.

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