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The wind whips up the night’s detritus and it gathers in the yard, the magic of urban physics. The garbage had more fun last night, he says.

Jim’s head feels shaky, broken, like the undulations of a mirage seen by a thirsty man craving liquids. Even my hangover’s ironic, he thinks

Al drinks his beer and stumbles out and pisses on the shoes of a bemused cop. I’m going to have some fun, the cop says. I just did, Al says.

After he burned his hand on a hot cast iron pan he evaluated things and put aloe on his burn and drank a beer. He went to bed. Fuck, he said

He yells, I’m everything I don’t want to be! And he hears someone say, Welcome to the club, asshole! And then he gets a massive TV contract.

They heard the crash of the front door, and understood their end was near. The wildlife poured in. I lied about the underwear, he told her.