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There was talk of dressing up as nuns to steal the beer and that seemed like a great idea but that just proved they didn’t really need beer.

Jim lost control of the car. Ann took the steering wheel and they narrowly evaded the semi. I hope these seats aren’t real leather, he said.

Big men in tuxedos storm out of the wedding for a smoke. They carry themselves as masters of the universe. And piss on the lawn to prove it.

She’s a shy girl, but she gets up on stage and sings country songs with the kind of voice that destroys mens’ hearts. Plus she has big boobs.

She picks up his underwear and throws it at him and says, I hate that I have to do that. Then don’t do it, he says. She reaches for a knife.