Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1128

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The older he gets, the more mysterious waitresses become. Until he sees them as another species, their smiles growing more false every year.

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Twister 1186

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So what if you’re married and I’m spoken for? he says. We were meant to be, he whispers. And thus he becomes known as the office Pepe Le Pew

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Twister 1226

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The house smelled like cheese. Everyone noticed it. Even the dog. And they searched the source of the smell. While Al quickly took a shower.

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Twister 1287

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

This never happens, he says. He slouches by the end of the bed. He knows his reign as a superhero is finished and he imagines life, capeless

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Twister 1346

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gets into the car and drives to the lot and blasts Mahler’s 7th. And then returns to the frat and pogos to Slip Knot, an accepted brother

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Twister 1382

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The beers are cold and go down easy. Jack talks about his new girlfriend, how she fulfills him in a profound way. So she puts out? Bob asks.

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Twister 1418

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is a man of great accomplishment. His commercials for snack crackers have won awards in Finland. His children still call him The SnotDad.

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Twister 1462

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I have an itch, he says and she inches away from him. It’s not a bad itch, he says. But she gets up to leave. Now I have an excuse, she says

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Twister 1510

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a new catchphrase. With his first chance came to use it he said, So what? And his wife stormed out. He was unsure of what to do next.

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Twister 1569

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He greeted his daughter with enthusiasm. He asked her everything about school, about her teacher, her friends. But mostly about her teacher.

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