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She knew she’d left the keys in a pocket somewhere. She checked the laundry for her jeans. She found his underwear instead. And she left him

He went to the bank and hit another level of depression. There was a bar next door which seemed like terrible zoning. He never made it home.

The showdown came at sunset, outside the tanning salon. Two big men eyeing each other wearily. And then one of them said, Show me your thong

He farted and it was easily the worst smelling fart he’d ever made. And he knew, on some level, that he was paying for breaking up with her.

The date was going well until he said, You have a great name for a drag queen. She took unkindly to this. His streak of bad dates continued.

Every time a girl walked by, he smelled the air. And closed his eyes. And waited to be transported to a beautiful place. Like a boxing ring.

They went out hunting. They killed some large mammals. Later they saw the animals butchered. And one by one they ordered salads that evening