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Twister 1613

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wakes up every morning and bathes and goes to work and eats lunch and comes home and makes dinner and watches tv. Then one day he doesn’t

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Twister 1673

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said, I’ll be right over after I’ve made the pasta sauce. And then he put down the phone, took off his apron, sat on the couch and cried.

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Twister 1734

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim discovers hair in his ears and then he buys a sports car. And goes into a massive debt spiral. So he buys a sportier car. Much sportier.

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Twister 1791

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When she asked, Where were you? and he couldn’t answer she gave him that look and he couldn’t even face her and he said, Ok I lied a little.

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Twister 1850

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drove fast all day. He whistled at girls in short shorts. He played football and bled. And that evening his wife made him a salad. Again.

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Twister 1910

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, Come smell me. And he has to think about this because he has powerful fears. I’m a good man, he announces. And she rolls her eyes.

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Twister 1992

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to believe in the possibility of magic. Mostly he wants to get through the evening without people noticing the stain on his crotch.

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Twister 2028

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Liz opens the date with a roundhouse left. Jim sails through the room, already in love, and lands with a thud, smiling. You’ll do, she says.

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Twister 2089

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The jokes were brutal and yet the laughter was genuine, or as genuine as a bunch of dishonest men can muster. They bought the company anyway

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Twister 2138

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The wind picked up then, and the skies threatened rain. The picnic would have to be called off. The men thanked gods they didn’t believe in.

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