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I saw the car and I kinda had to have it, you know, and I wasn’t thinking, ok, and the alarm was so freakin’ loud and then I’m in handcuffs.

Tim threw the baseball at John’s bedroom window. Um, I’m right here, John said. You’re invisible to me, Tim said. You should run, John said.

He decided to fight the hangover with a jog. He left town and ran through the next one. This should learn me, he said upon seeing the ocean.

He has big feet and he walks like a duck. He has trouble purchasing shoes. He stumbles at awkward moments. He makes most men feel inadequate

Harry and Frank ran from the hounds. They jumped over logs and scrub. They forded streams. I told you not to touch her pretzels, Frank said.

He wants to love life more but he’ll settle for a deep like right now. His car is a dark yellow. I can’t even fix a decent martini, he says.

He drank in the coffee and felt the life surge back. He inspected the dirt under his nails, the scars on his hands. I’m out of time, he said