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He needed underwear. He went to a store and spent an hour talking with a salesman. He met his wife later. I’m not doing that again, he said.

His doctor suggested he start jogging. He saw that as the beginning of the beginning of the end and so he bent over and said, I can take it.

The snakes morphed into multi-colored candies. The trees sang Ava Maria. The Volkswagons arrived. Yikes, he thought. This is some dope shit.

He walked a long way to get here and for what? The dogs barked at him. A kid peed on his foot. And then he realized he had the wrong address

Lewis picks up the rock and looks at the neat hole in his front window. He watches the despicable neighbour across the street, watching him.

They caught the thief stealing the new flatscreen. Let me go and I won’t kill you, the thief said. But if you take the tv you will, Jim said