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Twister 1336

He knew he was bleeding badly. He felt something oozing out of him. Grow up, the cute Greek waitress said. You just ate way too much pikilia

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Twister 1377

I can never ever do what I want, the kid whines and as he yells and stomps off to his room and slams his door, his father sighs, Me neither.

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Twister 1415

They came out of the theater barely acknowledging the other. He lit a smoke. You said that wasn’t going to be a chick flic, he said sighing.

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Twister 1460

Jones invites the boys over for poker. He plies them with drink. But when he says, My wife makes great lemon muffins, the exodus is massive.

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Twister 1509

When he was done he rolled off and looked away. She stroked his chest and said, It’s still awkward for you because you’re so bad at it, dear

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Twister 1562

Frank insists he’s not a metrosexual. That’s so passé, he tells me, as he saunters over happily to the salon to get his eyebrows done again.

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Twister 1615

He wanders the aisles at the gardeners’ convention stopping to ask pretty ladies about lawncare and hedge trimming. I’m a bad man, he thinks

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Twister 1693

Jake wakes up and brushes his teeth and gets dressed and combs his hair. And then he throws open his door and announces, I’m ready for love!

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Twister 1738

Jim has a theory that yoga girls have big feet and nice asses because they don’t wear shoes and the boys consider this and down another shot

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Twister 1796

There is aggression in the voices. It’s like listening in on a convention of talk radio personalities. Slighted men. Though none are slight.

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